Everything Has to Be Perfect/Transcript


 * [The episode starts by showing the Watterson's house. Gumball is heard yelling 'EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!' from the inside; Scene changes to the kitchen where Anais is frantically trying to unclog the sink but Gumball is yelling at her.]
 * Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! IT'S STILL CLOGGED!
 * Anais: I'm trying!
 * Gumball: EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!
 * Anais: I know, I know!
 * [The sink goop splats on Anais]
 * Gumball: NOW PAINT THE HOUSE! [Throws a can of paint at Anais]
 * [Anais sighs]
 * Gumball: DARWIN, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!
 * Darwin: THEY'RE NOT COOKED YET!
 * Gumball: WELL, COOK THEM FASTER!
 * [Gumball turns the temperature dial on the oven, causing flames to fly out, which causes Darwin to shriek, then Mr. Watterson appears to be messily eating some cookie dough.]
 * Gumball: DAD! YOU HAVE COOKIE DOUGH ALL OVER YOURSELF! GO TAKE A SHOWER!
 * Mr. Watterson: Again?
 * [Gumball bites his tongue and points to the bathroom, Mr. Watterson sighs; Scene changes to the living room where Mrs. Watterson is busy tidying up the house using the vacuum cleaner.]
 * Gumball: MOM, WHY IS THE GARBAGE STILL HERE?! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!
 * [Gumball throws garbage bags at Mom.]
 * Anais: The car's coming!
 * [Gumball screams, then exhales into his hand to smell his breath and makes a disgusted face and runs to the bathroom. Mr. Watterson gets thrown downstairs, wearing nothing except shower curtains.]
 * Gumball: GET OUT! AND WHY ARE THERE TIRES IN THE BATH?!
 * Mr. Watterson: You told me to wash every part of the car.
 * [Gumball throws the tires at Mr. Watterson.]
 * Gumball: Come on, come on, come on!
 * [Gumball strains to get the toothpaste out, it comes out a bit, then slides back down. He then looks around desperately, sees a cake of soap, sighs, then begins brushing his teeth with soap.]
 * [Patrick and Penny are driving down a street.]
 * Patrick: Look Penny, I know you like this kid, but are you sure there isn't a better partner for your medieval assignment? I don't like this part of town.
 * Penny: Dad, we've been through this, and you said that you would trust my judgement.
 * Patrick: I know, I'm sorry sweetie. I'm sure Gumball and his family are lovely people.
 * [Patrick's car passes Watterson's house. Penny and Patrick both gasp.]
 * Anais: Gumball, she's here! Hi, whoa!
 * [Anais falls off the ladder, she laughs, Mr. Watterson is taking a shower in the bushes naked.]
 * Mr. Watterson: Hi!
 * [Mrs. Watterson comes out of a heap of trash bags.]
 * Mrs. Watterson: Oh, [laughs]] Hi!
 * [Darwin appears on the porch with a sheet of burnt cookies.]
 * Darwin: Hello!
 * [Gumball pushes Darwin aside and runs down the steps with soap foam in his mouth.]
 * Gumball: Hello! Welcome to The Watterson's House!
 * [Patrick drives off.]
 * Gumball: No please, wait Penny, come back, Penny!
 * [Gumball chases the car down the road. Penny opens her mouth to say something.]
 * Patrick: It's a no.
 * [Gumball cries and finally collapses.]