Lost Episode/Transcript

(Starts when Wander and Sylvia run in the orrble) Wander: Yo, sorry, deuces! (The thingy sparys the space travelers away) Wander: Sylvia, Is it not a beautiful day to space travel? Sylvia: Yep, yep. (The punch their hands; title card appears) Wander: So, old girl, what's are next stop? Sylvia: 8675309, web says (as Web) Jenny Quackles, one order for a thousand loaves of Jelly Filled Alfala Orrble Juice. Wander: Mmm, my favorite, Jenny Quackles, you're about to get some orrble in your beak! (Wander eats the bubble) Sylvia: Yeah, boy! Whoo-hoo! Wander: Oweh, Oweh, Oweh, Oweh! Dance, dance with your butt out of your pants! Oweh, Oweh, Oweh, Oweh! Sylvia: Uh, Hey, Wander, May I drive the orrble? Just this once? Please? (Music stop) Wander: Huh? Sylvia: I wanna drive the orrble! (Music comes back on) Wander: Well, you have idea of corporation experience driving dang thing and you're not little enough to reach this controls. I would say "Why not?" Sylvia: (singly) Yeah! Wander: Whoo-hoo! Party Punch! (They party punch) Wander: Sylvia Linguini von Breadstick, the First... Sylvia: Yep, yep. Wander: Are you ready to drive this sweet orrble? Sylvia: Yeppie yep yep yep! Wander: Okay. Step One: Adjust the mirrors! (She adjusted the mirrors) Monster: ROAR!!!!! Sylvia: (screams) (Throws a mirror at the monster) Sylvia: Woah. Wander: Step Two: Record yourself with the controls! Sylvia: Hi, I'm Sylvia, what's your name?, do you like sandwiches?, do you want to go skate boarding? (She takes the control off) Okay, let's go! (Sylvia and the control skate boarding) Sylvia: You and me, we're friends now ever, friends forever and... (She trips on the orrble) Wander: Sylvia, snap out of it! (Sylvia gets hurt, really hurt) Sylvia: What day is it? Wander: The day you learned to drive a orrble! (Step Three starts) Wander: Step Three: Do You Want To Drive? (Sylvia nods) Then all you have to do is this! (Wander talking gibberish) Sylvia: Oh god! (Her head explodes) Wander: And smackety-smack, smackety-smack! Wander: Okay, now you try. (Sylvia is about to press the controls) Wander: Nope, nope, nope, did-did-did-did, na na na na! Qup! Nope! Yep! (Sylvia gots an idea) Sylvia: Booty kick! (The orrble does down) Wander: (screams like a girl) Sylvia: (screams) (The space travelers got bumped) Sylvia: Does this mean we're gonna crash and burn and die in a fiery death? Wander: Probally yes! But it's also so far more important! We can finally have that zero g dance party we always wanted to have! Disco Ball: Did somebody say "zero g dance party"? Wander and Sylvia: Woah. (dance party hats appear) Woah! (The dance party begins, but the monster breaks in) Wander and Sylvia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (The monster is now happy when Sylvia gives it an orrble juice, it joins in the dance party) Sylvia: Hey, Wander, This is the best party ever! Wander: I know, right? I feel so alive! (The bubble still goes down) Wander: Haha, you crazy Zbornak! Sylvia: Na, you crazy! (The bubble still still goes down) Wander: I really wish weren't about to crash right... (The bubble lands on the planet called "Short Leave" and explodes) Wander: (hurt) That was awesome! Sylvia: Yeah! And we didn't die once! (Distant quack) Wander: Are you Jenny Quackles? (Jenny Quackles waddles in and quacks) Wander: Hope you like orrble! (Wander hits Jenny Quackles with the orrble, gives it to her hands and blows a bubble) Sylvia: (laughs) Jenny does like orrble! Both: P-p-p-party punch! (Snap to black)